MORTY$ - Toilet Paper

TABLE OF CONTENTS


Summary..................................................................................................................................…………3

Why Other Coins F*cking Suck...............................................................................................…......4
  • The “no-bribe” chains
  • Not being able to bribe
  • Proof Of anything other than bribe

BTO.....................................................................................................................................................8
  • Bullsh*t Technology Overview
  • Proof Of Bribe
  • Chronenberg Morty Fault Tolerance

Blips and Chitz…………….............................................................................................…................12
  • Dick Size Contracts
  • Flerbo Deposits

IBC - Interdimensional Blockchain Cable…………………................................................................14
  • Interdimensionability for Blockchains
  • Decentralizing Space
  • Speed Of Light: 299,792,458 tps

MORTYS BDK....................................................................................................................................18
  • Bribe Developer Kits
  • Why MORTYS?
  • JRBP: Jerry Resistant Blockchain Protocol 

B*tch better have my MORTYS....................................................................................................20
  • Makin’ a b*tch have your MORTYS
  • Getting MORTYS from a b*tch who claims not to have them

MORTY$ Mr Meeseeks Faucet......................................................................................……………22
  • details, links

Dick Size Contracts...........................................................................................................................24
  • Size matters
  • Dick size badges
Road Map......................................................……….......................................................………............25
Microverse Battery Nodes
Annual Purge


Summary
“Aw, man, I-I-I hope people don’t think this whitepaper sucks.  I mean I didn’t even get paid to write this.  T-that can’t- what’s the deal with that, Rick?  That can’t be a good sign, that’s definitely not good.  I mean, it’s my token, I-I-I had to bury my own dead body in the backyard and I didn’t even get paid to write the whitepaper??  What the hell, man, you know, that- that- that’s some real messed up sh*t.  Anyways, h-here it is.”

MORTYS is an intergalactic, parallel universe compatible crypto currency meant for virtual world (in-game) assassination markets, shielding rick-life beings, virtualized hijinx and various other stupid sh*t.