Extranet Redirection

(Shortlinks & Easter Eggs)

/adderallfeast - downloads adderallfeast.rar.
/alex - redirects to Sim’s Twitter.
/anchor - redirects to Extratone’s Anchor station.
/b - years ago, I endeavored to mirror Best Buy’s website on my server in its entirety, for whatever reason…
/bible - redirects to a 1GB PDF of THE ENTIRETY of The Gutenberg Bible.\
/birthday - redirects to The Birthday video.
/blimp - redirects to The Alex Jones Surveillance Blimp Moment on YouTube.
/brandon - redirects to K. I. Eleutherios XVII’s Exposition on Brandon
/breeder - redirects to David Blue’s A Fair Warning.
/collin - redirects to Drycast Episode 13.
/david - redirects to my Red Letters along with /red and /shunt.
/dicks - …no idea.
/discord - an invite to the public Hole channel on our Discord.
/donate - redirects to my PayPal.
/dscrdd - redirects to DSCRDD’s Drycast episode 22.
/eat - redirects to the main audio feed.
/egodeath - redirects to The Ego Divide on the Nissan Murano CrossCabriolet.
/eleu - redirects to K.I. Eleutherios XVII’s full author page.
/f - a QR code to subscribe to Freq Check on MailChimp.
/facebook  + /fb - redirects to the Extratone Facebook page.
/favorites - redirects to a list of our favorite online publications.
/flashsupport - redirects to support documentation cited in the Privacy Policy.
/flex - curtiss gibbs
/fuck - redirects to David Blue’s Mark Fuck.
/gerogerigegege - redirects to the music-related text channel on Extratone’s Discord.
/goodmorning - CHRIST.
/gun - redirects to the I HAVE A GUN collection on Redbubble.
/hacked - I feel like the spinning-sphere-gif-and-music thing has to be a cliche from some era or another.
/hale - redirects to Isiah’s story regarding Steam groups and a (possibly) long-kidnapped child.
/her - what a fucking brilliant track.
/hi - instant Discord invite along with /speak.
/honk - redirects to the legacy Drywall playlist of automotive videos, including Honk - the car show.
/honkdiscord - redirects to an invite for our Discord’s automotive channel.
/househorn  - redirect to the best Tweet of all time.
/ig - redirects to Extratone’s Instagram.
/ily - <3
/instagram - redirects to Extratone’s Instagram.
/johnny - redirects to Johnny Tsunami 6: Separate, But Equal - the first of David Blue’s Red Letters.
/juke - redirects to Honk Episode 5 on YouTube.
/justin - truly… a religious experience.
/laments - redirects to Leo Marx’s Mind of Marx [LEGACY]
/mackie - the original; still the best.
/mastodon - redirects to Extratone’s account on Mastodon’s flagship instance.
/meme - …
/merch - my fucking RedBubble account. the shirts aren’t bad. the clock doesn’t work, and the mugs still look like crap.
/money - redirects to a Patreon post calling for album review submissions.
/mundie - redirects to a special sale page for Vril’s Anima Mundie.
/nephthoah - again… I swear I’m actually just harking back to an early-2000s fad of “it’s cool to watch ‘trippy’ .gifs to music.”